Also biked 22.6 miles without Phil today. First ride longer than 8 miles with no stopping that I’ve been on by myself since the wreck.
Huge achievement considering how scared I’ve been of having another stroke. My feet went numb. I almost threw up from being anaerobic for wayyyy too long. Dodged about 6 cars. Almost got lost when the gps died, but hey.
I fucking did it.
Entertain me until this babe comes and picks me up for our date.
if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7
the first step towards confidence is not being afraid to be ugly
once you get over the fear of being unattractive and stop equating beauty with other good things in life (friends, love, happiness) it’s a lot easier to love yourself unconditionally
your job is not to sit around and be pretty and easy on everyone else’s eyes
your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and look however the fuck you want while doing it
This is how I got confident
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
that’s why I’m glad we have one of a T-rex eating a stick figure family. you’ll never find our goddamn dinosaur.
I am all full of wine and nachos and snuggling with the cutest of cute girls.
You mad? You should be.